MY FINAL HEAVEN

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Here are my favorite CNF! (Chuck Norris Facts)

Chuck Norris was going to be in a PS3 game, but there weren't enough pixels for his beard.
Chuck Norris doesn't use guns in Counter Strike. He uses his fists.
If you spell "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble, you win... forever.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it actually affects the world economy.
Nemesis, from Resident Evil 3, is Chuck Norris' pet.
Chuck Norris can beat Pacman in 20 minutes. And no, he won't let you see the ending.
Chuck Norris won a game of Connect Four with only 3 moves.
Chuck Norris can swallow a Rubik's Cube and shit it out solved.
Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
In Magic: The Gathering, Chuck Norris is a Summon-Legend Artifact who can end the game on the first use. Too bad no one has been able to collect the two hundred mana needed to activate him.
Chuck Norris was a summonable character in many RPGs, but made games too easy because of the 1-hit KOs against final bosses.
Chakra was initially called Chuckra till Kishimoto was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
The CN Tower is the tallest building in the world. With those initials is it any wonder?
The Big Brother is watching you. Chuck Norris is watching Big brother.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're called the Islands.
Chuck Norris' beard isn't just trademarked- it's patented.
Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee invented nunchucks, but he named them after Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life on the Red Planet.
Chuck Norris can view BCC recipients in emails.
Chuck norris runs SO FAST, he can punch his back.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...Twice.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

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