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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Toyota is looking for Marketing Professionals (model type)

5 positions available (asap)

TOYOTA SHAW-ORTIGAS MARKETING PROFESSIONAL (Model Type)
4 year degree holder
or college graduate
With excellent communication skills & good public relations
Female; not over 35 years old
5’4” in height (minimum)
Slim Built
Personable, can carry herself well
With Automotive Sales experience
Pretty & Charming
Elegant Dresser
Self Motivated
Self Driven

If interested please contact Nina asap:

Nina La Rosa
Executive Search & Psychometric Assessments
OTi Consulting Phils. Inc.
Penthouse, ACE Building
RADA cor. Dela Rosa Sts.
Legaspi Village, Makati City
Tel. No. 888-4490 to 91
Mobile Phone: 0906.500.6827
Fax: 8884492
Email : nina_larosa@oticonsulting.com
YM ID: nina_larosa_compaid
Website: www.oticonsulting.com

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

FOR SALE: NIKON D40 w/ kit lens, bag, 1gb for 17k

Di sakin to ha.. sa friend ko

Shutter count and pics to follow.

PM me if interested. uwi ung friend ko sa march 27

ym: z3LLLL


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Monday, March 02, 2009

Final Fantasy Photoshoot

Inviting all Final Fantasy Cosplayers (any series)

Date: March 14
Location: La Mesa Ecopark
Time and meeting place: to be announced

If u wanna join just click the link below, thanks!!!!

>>Click here for more info<<


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Friday, January 16, 2009

beware of multiply hackers

from rica

A REPOST

If someone by the name of Michael Lardizabal (michael_lardizabal) wants to add you to their list, don't accept it. It's a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it, too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account.

-- i honestly don't know if this one's for real. but i won't be losing anything if i would repost this. plus, if this is really true, at least we are able to warn people.

~grab from http://bananacake07.multiply.com/journal/item/76/MULTIPLY_VIRUS_~


THIS IS A REPOST: THIS IS A REPOST!!!!

All sellers beware!"
Please Read!!!

Someone hacked their accounts through a phishing site and their accounts are now being held by a certain KATHERINE DELASERNA, who is demanding payment to get their sites back.

The modus operandi:
1) Will chat with you on YM and inquire regarding some items.
2) Will ask you to add her but her original Multiply ID has no content so she'll send this link: http://profile-yummylicious-multiply-com.tk
What will appear is a page that looks like the original login page of Multiply, but in reality, IT IS NOT!!!
3) Will get your login details through the information you entered on the fake login page of Multiply.
4) When you realize that your account was hacked, will try to extort money from you.

SO HOW CAN WE BE SAFE FROM THIS THREAT IN OUR ONLINE BUSINESSES AND PERSONAL ACCOUNTS?
Let's compare:
LEGITIMATE MULTIPLY LOGIN PAGE


FAKE MULTIPLY LOGIN PAGE

Now, you might have noticed how fake the login page is, but I'll still point them out.

WHAT ARE THE FEATURES OF A FAKE MULTIPLY LOGIN PAGE?
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If I'm not mistaken, this is what you call "phishing" as pointed out by Teekals as a reply to a PM. This is also happening in Friendster (friendjster.com) and Facebook. You can check the comparison of real Friendster and Facebook versus the fake ones here:
http://blog.tomatoclickers.co.cc/2008/12/fake-facebook-friendster.html


UPDATED LIST OF HACKED ACCOUNTS:
(As of January 15, 2009)
ticklesngiggles.multiply.com
bizteeda.multiply.com
dresslikebarbie.multiply.com
veronicascloset.multiply.com
iwanttoshop.multiply.com
(new account: istillwanttoshop.mutliply.com)
teenagemom.multiply.com
(new account: theteenagemom.multiply.com)
eatsleepshop.multiply.com
(new account: eatsleepandshop.multiply.com)

Hacker's Info
Yahoo ID: katdls89
Multiply ID: yummylicious
If she has added you, please be careful and don't click any links that she will send you.

How she did the hack:
Apparently, she made contact with the shop owners via Yahoo Messenger asking if she could be a reseller. Then, when asked if she had an online shop, she gave the shop owners a link. Not knowing that this link leads to a FAKE MULTIPLY LOGIN PAGE, the shop owners thought that they were just logged off multiply and so they entered their info.

OUR CHAT:
(AngOnlineMall WARNING: Sensitive Languages below.)

Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:02:07 AM): hello maam!
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:02:14 AM): this is Ms.katherine.
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:02:25 AM): i just want to inquire regarding your items.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:04:11 AM): hi katherine! what`s your inquiry po?
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:04:11 AM):
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:09:28 AM): sis?
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:11:12 AM): yes sis. minimum of 10pcs for 10% discount.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:11:23 AM): and it`s free for shipping
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:11:34 AM): nationwide only.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:12:44 AM): you have an OL shop?
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:13:47 AM): if you`ll be my reseller there`s a lot benefits pa.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:13:55 AM): and mas malaki discount
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:15:06 AM): but hindi na siya free shipping. kasi mas malaki n sis yung discounts and my freebies pa and promo`s monthly for my resellers.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:16:11 AM): hndi tulad sa iba na, you`ll just be a reseller. ayun lang. i want kasi na matibay yung bonds ko with all of my sellers. and i want them na kumita din. other stuffs din pwde iresell aside from the clothes.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:18:34 AM): okay.. what`s ur link?
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:22:41 AM): yummylicious ba url mo sis?
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:23:58 AM): ayaw kasi. but i typed yummylicious.multiply.com
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:24:07 AM): blank pa po ung site nyo right?
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:24:16 AM): wala pang laman?
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:24:56 AM): ayaw kasi. wait try ko ulit
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:25:42 AM): ayaw tlga sis
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:25:48 AM): multiply ID nlng?
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:26:00 AM): or e-add. i`ll search it nlng
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:26:21 AM): okay.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:33:50 AM): GAGO HINACK MO KO!
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:34:02 AM): PUT@NGINA MO TLGA LOL!
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:34:10 AM): KARMA MO NLNG PUTA KA
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:36:41 AM): MY ONLINE SHOP IN MULTIPLY ACCOUNT IS HACKED! DARN YOU KATHERINE DELASERNA! FUCKER! MY BIZ IS AT STAKE!
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:41:34 AM): If you wish to retrieve your password/site. we will send you a text message tom.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:43:49 AM): ano yan ransom? lul
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:44:04 AM): sa demonyo kaluluwa mo
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:45:34 AM): KARMA mo nghihintay s impyerno
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:46:51 AM): yah know whut?
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:47:11 AM): we're the group of hackers na madaling makausap po maam.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:47:23 AM): oh really? darn you
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:47:26 AM): if youll pay then we'll give your account back.
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:47:41 AM): yheap po maam.
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:48:00 AM): its up to you maam if you want your account back.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:05 AM): AHAHA BROTHER NIA 2
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:09 AM): style mo bulok
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:12 AM): ahahaha
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:17 AM): ilang years na ako nag oonline games
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:20 AM): yan prn gawain nio
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:21 AM): yuck
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:27 AM): ahahahaha noob mo nmn
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:31 AM): manghahack ka nlng makaluma pa
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:35 AM): wahahaha baguhin mo style mo
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:36 AM): wahaha
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:47 AM): pasukin ko PC mo eh
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:48:49 AM):
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:48:54 AM): our group was formed last year and none of our victims na scam namin.kasi esinisuli naming pag nag bayad ng cash po maam.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:49:05 AM): brother nia 2 ungas
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:49:21 AM): pasukin ko computer ko wasakin ko yan ahaha
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:49:54 AM): maam. suri but my computers is totally safe po maam for server attacks po maam.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:50:16 AM):
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:50:20 AM): cgurado ka ba ungas?
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:50:26 AM): im setting my ip hide if ever im doing such as bad things on the internet.
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:50:30 AM): yheap po maam.
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:50:34 AM): netstat mo maam.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:50:41 AM): pasukin nmn yan computer engineering 2 ungas
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:50:46 AM): sows dali dali nian ahahaha
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:50:56 AM): eh kung computer companys sinisira nmn
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:50:58 AM): kau pa?
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:51:00 AM):
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:51:04 AM): nooob mo
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:51:26 AM): ahahahahha
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:51:32 AM): lol.
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:51:47 AM): ok lang maam.ok go ahead let see what you can do for revenge po maam.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:52:28 AM): GAGO KA TLGA PARA SA ANAK Q YANG BIZ KO. PUTANG INA MO
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:54:18 AM): maam calm down maam. as i said "none of our victims before na inis'scam namin. if our victim pays for it ..then we'll give thier account back.
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:54:20 AM):
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:54:25 AM): if up to you maam.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:54:37 AM): GAGO. ASA KA
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:56:23 AM): ok maam.and now its up to you maam if you will not trust in our deal.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:57:12 AM): YEAH WONT TRUST U HACKER BITCH
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 2:58:29 AM): ok po maam. if you dont trust us.then now we'll now have to delete your account.it seems that you're not interested to get your account back.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:58:59 AM): I AM INTERESTED HOW COME I WILL NOT BE?
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:59:03 AM): THATS FOR MY BABY
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 2:59:11 AM): SINO BA NMN KASI DI PUTANG MAGAGALIT SAYO
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 3:00:15 AM): yes maam.i know how you feelin right now maam. ok ill tell you a little story about me and my experience about this hack2 thingy.
theteenagemom (1/11/2009 3:01:44 AM): so magkano ba kelangan mo ?
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 3:02:02 AM): before i was just an ordinary girl who sell some item in multiply and im doing those things for my school tuition fee.but after months of business somebody hack my multiply account. and there i have no money to pay for my school.and there i started learning hacking from computer to website to make money and to earn money from hacking.
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 3:02:38 AM): that maam who hacked my multiply account pushed me to learn hacking and take some revenge.
Katherine Delaserna (1/11/2009 3:06:45 AM): maam? are you still there?




A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE:
Always check the address bar when logging in to a specific site. Be sure that it is the official site's login page not some site with the same name but different ext name like .tk, .nu or the like. This applies to every site, not just Multiply.

I am also not sure if she works alone since she claims that she's in a group of hackers. So please, be careful on whom you talk to and ALWAYS check links or files sent to you. If it seems suspicious, then its better not to open it.

Please, please be careful.

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

INQUIRER.net is looking for ...

Vacancies:

1. - Web + Flash Designer / Multimedia Specialist

Bachelor's/College Degree in Advertising/Media or equivalent Preferably with 2 or more years of work experience Candidate should be: - Proficient in ADOBE FLASH, DREAMWEAVER and PHOTOSHOP - Knowledgable in CSS, HTML and Action script - Knowledgable in Javascript, DHTML, and PHP is a plus - With good working attitude, a team player - Must be a motivated learner - Must be willing to work in Makati

Location: Makati - Manila
Salary: Depends
Date: 5 January 2009
2. - Web Developer

Degree in BS Computer Science/Engineering, or any related course With at least 2 years’ experience in web development Should possess the following technical skills: HTML, DHTML, CSS, XML, XHTML, WML Javascript Perl, PHP, Coldfusion, JSP, ASP SQL technologies - Should be able to formulate software development concepts - Experienced in creating modularized technical solutions - Familiar with Windows/Unix platforms - Must be a motivated learner - Can work under pressure and with minimal supervision - ..... (continued)

Location: Makati - Manila
Salary: Depends
Date: 5 January 2009
3. - I.T. Specialist

IT Specialist * Assist in the Systems Administration of Unix/Linux/Windows systems * Web server Administration (Apache), DNS/Bind, Network Technologies, both Hardware & Software, Network design * Provide technical support services in the area of computer hardware/software acquisition, installation and maintenance * Provide first level support for the installation and maintenance of Server/PC computer hardware, software & data network equipment * Controlling access permissions and ..... (continued)

Location: Makati - Manila
Salary: Depends
Date: 5 January 2009
4. - Multimedia Specialist

The position entails undertaking tasks such as web and flash site development, creation of online and print advertising. * College degree * Must possess solid creative skills and a strong web design portfolio * Hands-on web industry experience as web/multimedia designer for at least 2 years * Should also have a good working attitude * Can handle multiple tasks * Ability to create original concepts and execute against pre-established designs * Proficiency in Flash, Photoshop, ..... (continued)

Location: Makati - Manila
Salary: Depends
Date: 5 January 2009
5. - Project Manager

Our company, INQUIRER Interactive, Inc., is currently looking for a project manager who will be designated to handle web projects Minimum requirements: - Female, with at least one year work experience on project management - Preferably a graduate from UP, Ateneo, La Salle or UST - Organized - Multitasker - Driven to excel - Interested to learn about and to build a career in the digital/interactive industry - Internet-savvy Job description: - As a project manager, job entails creating and executing project ..... (continued)

Location: Makati - Manila
Salary: Depends on years of experience and skills

Email:

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Monday, December 15, 2008

DOTA or GF

grab from gryshee.

Si DOTA nag-isa lang yan sa mundo. GF napakarami nyan sa mundo.

Ang GF iiwan ka nyan. Si DOTA hindi.

Masmura MagDOTA kesa GF.

Si GF kadalasan nagagalit pag nagDODOTA ka. Si DOTA hindi nagagalit pag na kay GF.

Si DOTA P20.00 lang masaya na. Si GF P200.00 baka di pa masaya.

Pag nakakita ka ng ibang hero hindi nagagalit si DOTA. Pero pag nakakita ka ng ibang babae nagagalit si GF.

Si GF pag iniwan mo mahirap makipagbalikan. Pero si DOTA pag iniwan mo handa pa din tanggapin ka.

Pag nag brown out habang kasama si DOTA, malungkot. Pag nag brown out kasama si GF, sobrang saya!

Si DOTA,di magtatagal magsasawa ka pero pag si GF baka mapangasawa mo pa

Ang GF pwede kaung magyakapan. Ang DOTA di ka man lang mahawakan

Si DOTA lage ka na lang minumura. Si GF minsan minsan ka lang murahin.

Si DOTA pag wala ka sa mood ok lng sa kanya. si GF pag wala ka sa mood,away na.

Si GF hindi sa lahat ng oras andyan. si DOTA laging andyan.

Si DOTA nakakawala ng stress, si GF laging nagbibigay ng stress.

Si GF kadalasan nagagalit pag nag-DODOTA ka, si DOTA hindi nagagalit pag nakay GF ka.

Si DOTA isang click lng susunod na, si GF hinde

tra dota na lol!

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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Face Paint Photoshoot

what: Face Paint Photoshoot (more details soon)
when: December 21, 2008 or later (depends on studio sched)
where: studio somewhere in makati (rouge or indios bravos)
invited: models, mua and photographers are welcome.

more updates soon. ^_^

reply nalang kayo d2
http://ralphcrisostomo.multiply.com/journal/item/21

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Friday, December 05, 2008

LF: 2nd hand or cheap SB-800



Baka may kakilala kayong nagbebenta.. naghahanap ako ng 2nd hand na SB-800 :D

YM: z3LLLL
Plurk: http://plurk.com/z3LL

KTNXBYE

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Thursday, November 27, 2008

INQUIRER.net is looking for LAMP Developer

LAMP Developer

- 28 years old or younger
- At least 2 years professional experience in LAMP
- Male or Female
- Must have basic knowledge in Linux
- Can handle flexible hours
- Can work with a team

Please send your application to tech.jobs@inquirer.net

http://ruby.inquirer.net/adv/inquirernet/hiring20080129/

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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Nakarelate ako LOLZ

galing kay Badong

• Masaya ka kapag naglalaro ka ng Tex at Pog. Kadalasan ang design dito ay yung mga palabas sa TV, mga drama o kaya anime, may dialogue pa. lol.


• May comics pa ang bazooka. Kahit di mo maintindihan yung Fortune Cookie sa huli ay collection mo pa rin yun.

• Uso pa yung tirador, yung gawa talaga sa sanga ng puno.

• Ang mga babae naglalaro ng paper dolls na tigpipiso bawat isang set sa sari-sari store.

• Kung lalake ka, siguradong may pellet gun ka.

• Humihingi ka ng dalawang piso sa magulang mo para maglaro ng video arcade sa sari-sari store. Favorite mo yung Sonic, Mario at Street Fighter at Tetris.

• Nagwa-watusi ka kapag New Year kahit pinapagalitan ka ng nanay mo. ]

• Meron kang sapatos na umiilaw yung swelas kapag iniaapak mo. Mas sikat kung iba-iba yung kulay.

• Merong at least isang Chicago Bulls na shirt sa bahay nyo. Madalas number 23 pa yung nakalagay.

• Pinapatulog ka ng yaya/nanay mo tuwing tanghali o hapon para raw lumaki. Hindi na kasi pinapatulog ang mga bata ngayon tuwing tanghali di tulad nung panahon natin.

• Sinasabihan ka ng matatanda na may lalabas na pari o bigas sa sugat mo kapag hindi nilagyan ng alcohol pero in the end, betadine lang ang magpapatahimik sa inyo.

• Kung babae ka, nagkaroon ka ng butterfly hairclips/rings. ( si Jolina ang nagpauso nito.) haha.

• Kung medyo may pera ang pamilya nyo, nagpabili ka ng Polly Pocket.

• Naglalagay ka ng Kisses (yung mabango) sa pencil case mo, o kaya sa isang lalagyan na may bulak, alcohol at tinutusok ng karayom para mabilis manganak.

• May free stickers ng Disney movies sa loob ng Maggi noodles.

• Pinapatunog mo yung takip ng Gatorade.

• Ang mga stationeries na uso: Papemelroti, Tsukuba, Sashikibuta. Pwedeng ibenta, pwedeng trade lang.

• Pampalipas oras mo dati ang paglalaro ng Brick Game, at swerte yung mga may advanced version na may tumatagos na blocks para mapuno na yung gap sa loob. Mas advanced ka kung Tamagotchi ang nilalaro mo. Pinapakain mo, pinapatulog mo, at inililibing mo kung namatay na. At kung talagang kaya nyong bumili, Game Boy ang sayo. Pero kung wala ka talaga, yung laruan na lang na may tubig sa loob tapos dapat ma-shoot mo yung mga bilog sa stick na maliit.

• Bago magsimula ang klase, nakikilaro ka muna sa 10-20, jackstone, langit lupa, ice water, taguan, dr. quack quack, tumbang preso, pepsi seven up at agawan base. Di bale nang madumi na ang uniform mo pagpasok ng classroom.

• Sinasabi mo sa kaklase mo na "Liars go to hell" kapag tingin mo nagsisinungaling sya. "Cross my heart, hope to die" kapag nangangako ka. "Period no erase" kapag gusto mo walang kumontra sayo. Kaya lang wala kang lusot kapag sinabi ng kaklase mo na "Akin yung factory ng pambura".

• Sikat ka pag ang pencil case mo nabubuksan sa dalawang side tapos maraming attachments like magnifying lens, book stand, compartments na maliliit tapos push button pa. Minsan sa ibabaw ng pencil case meron pang maze, may maliit na silver na bola tapos itatagilid mo yung pencil case para gumulong yun, hanggang sa matapos yung maze.

• Di ka baduy kung ang notebook mo nung elementary ay may mukha ng artista.

• Sa coolman mo inilalagay ang tubig na baon mo sa school.

• Nagpabili ka ng Baby-G sa magulang mo.

• Elementary ka nung nauso ang pager. Yun pa ang pinapangarap ng mga bata, hindi pa cell phone.

• Meron ka pa rin ng pinakamalaking cell phone na nakatago na ngayon sa mga kahon.

• Wala pang PS/PS2, XBox, Wii, atbp. noon. Family Computer pa lang, yung cartridge yung bala. Usong laro ang Mario Bros., Battle City at Rambo.

• Meron ka ng isa sa mga ito: Family Computer, Nintendo, Sega, roller blades, brick game, Tamagochi, Swatch Watch w/ matching guard, Troll collection.

• Alam mo ang mga linyang ito sa mga kanta: "Natatawa ako, hi hi hi hi", "Anong paki mo sa long hair ko", "Dahil sa bawal na gamot", "Mga kababayan ko, bilib ako sa kulay ko".

• Isa dito ay theme song mo: "I Swear" by All 4 One, "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes (And I say, Hey ey ey ey ey ey. I said hey, What's goin on!), "Zombie" by Cranberries.

• Sumasayaw ka ng Macarena.

• Alam mo ang kanta ng Spice Girls at may favorite ka sa kanila. Kung fan ka talaga, may poster ka pa at casette tape ka pa nila.

• Malamang ay naging fanatic ka ng isa sa mga sumikat na boy bands.

• Ang tinutugtog lagi sa radyo ay mga kanta ng mga banda gaya ng Eraserheads, Parokya ni Edgar nung nagpapalda pa lang sila, Alamid, Rivermaya, True Faith, The Youth, Afterimage at kung anu-ano pang pinoy bands.

• Tape pa ang uso, di CD or MP3 players. Pag gusto mo yung kanta kailangan tantyahin mo kung ilang seconds i-rewind yun para mabilis paulit-ulitin.

• Kinakanta nyo dati sa school yung "Heal the World", "Tell the World of His Love", "Jubilee Song", etc.

• Nanonood ka dati ng Power Rangers, Captain Planet o Ninja Turtles. Nagkukunyari pa kayo ng mga kaibigan mo na kayo yun at nagkakasipaan kayo.

• Di ka papagalitan ng magulang kahit magbabad ka sa TV, basta ang pinapanood mo ay Hiraya Manawari, Bayani at Sine Skwela, kung saan nakilala mo sila Teacher Waki, Ugat Puno, Palikpik, at ang buong barkada nila lalo na kapag nakasakay sila sa space ship o sa jeep na lumilipad.

• Sinubaybayan mo ang Ghost Fighter at ang Dragon Ball. Naging favorite mo si Eugene at si Goku.

• Niloloko mo yung theme song ng Voltes V kasi di mo maintindihan yung theme song: "Tato ni Ara Mina malaking cobra...", "Boltes Payb lima sila, pumunta sa kubeta...", "...Kontra Bulate!"

• Napanood mo din yung ibang anime tulad ng Shaider, Sailormoon, Daimos at Maskman. Saulo mo pa nga yung kanta dun: "Oh maskuman kayo ang pag-asa.. Iligtas kami sa marahas na kadiliman... Kami inyong ipaglaban! Sugod, sugod laban maskuman, ipaglaban nyo ang katarungan.. Sige, sige laban maskuman.."

• Sinubaybayan mo ang Sarah ang Munting Prinsesa, Julio at Julia, at Cedi. Pinanood mo pa nga yung movie version ng Sarah ang Munting Prinsesa with Camille Prats.

• Alam mo din yung "Ang Pulubi at ang Prinsesa" with Camille Prats and Angelica Panganiban.

• Gusto mong sumali sa ANG TV. Pero alam mong hindi na pwede. kaya kuntento ka na lang sa panonood nito tuwing 4:30 ng hapon.

• Batibot ang usong palabas. Akala mo nga mag-dyowa o mag-asawa sina Kuya Bodjie at Ate Sheena.

• Alam mo yung tono ng pinausong kanta ng show na "ATBP.": Isa.. dalawa-tatlo.. apat-lima.. anim-pito-walo.. syam-sampu... labingisa-labingdalawa... labingtatlo... labingapat-labinglima...

• Napanood mo ang Batang X.

• Sabay kayo nanonood ng yaya mo ng Marimar.

• Nanonood ka ng kahit alin dito: "Okay Ka Fairy Ko", "Oki Doki Doc", "Abangan ang Susunod na Kabanata", "Palibhasa Lalake", "Ober da Bakod", at "Home Along Da Riles"

• Galit ka kay Clara kasi sobra naman talaga sya mang-api kay Mara.

• Pinanood mo din yung "Villa Quintana", "Esperanza", "Anakarenina" atbp.

• Mga love teams na nagpakilig sayo: Juday and Wowie. Jolina and Marvin.

• Alam mo yung commercial ng Tender Juicy hotdog na ganito: "Dear diary, Carlo sat beside me today. He's so cute! Sabi niya I'm pretty kaya lang I'm fat."

• Kinakanta mo yung "Thank God it's Sabado, pati na rin Linggo..." at "Isa pa, isa pa, isa pang Chicken Joy".

• Nasa channel 2 pa ang Eat Bulaga at ang Mel and Jay.

• Nakikita mo sa balita na may mga kultong nagtatago na sa kweba, kasi magugunaw na ang mundo sa year 2000, at yung mga computer daw bigla na lang mag-shu-shut down at mawawala na daw ang technology.

• Chinese variety shows ang palabas tuwing umaga ng linggo.

• Matapang ka kung napanood mo lahat ng Shake, Rattle and Roll movies.

• Narinig mong i-announce sa radyo yung death ni Princess Diana. Biglang nauso yung kanta ni Elton John na "Goodbye, England's Rose."

• Nasa VHS yung mga movies na pinapanood ninyo sa bahay.

• Kung babae ka, naging crush mo si Leonardo di Caprio dahil sa Titanic. Kaya nga lang, bawal ka pa tumingin sa kissing scenes nina Jack at Rose. Haha.

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