The Best of Chuck Norris Facts!! Part 1
Here are my favorite CNF! (Chuck Norris Facts)
source:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris/Facts
- Chuck Norris was going to be in a PS3 game, but there weren't enough pixels for his beard.
- Chuck Norris doesn't use guns in Counter Strike. He uses his fists.
- If you spell "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble, you win... forever.
- When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it actually affects the world economy.
- Nemesis, from Resident Evil 3, is Chuck Norris' pet.
- Chuck Norris can beat Pacman in 20 minutes. And no, he won't let you see the ending.
- Chuck Norris won a game of Connect Four with only 3 moves.
- Chuck Norris can swallow a Rubik's Cube and shit it out solved.
- Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
- In Magic: The Gathering, Chuck Norris is a Summon-Legend Artifact who can end the game on the first use. Too bad no one has been able to collect the two hundred mana needed to activate him.
- Chuck Norris was a summonable character in many RPGs, but made games too easy because of the 1-hit KOs against final bosses.
- Chakra was initially called Chuckra till Kishimoto was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
- The CN Tower is the tallest building in the world. With those initials is it any wonder?
- The Big Brother is watching you. Chuck Norris is watching Big brother.
- Chuck Norris let the dogs out
- Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're called the Islands.
- Chuck Norris' beard isn't just trademarked- it's patented.
- Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris
- Bruce Lee invented nunchucks, but he named them after Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life on the Red Planet.
- Chuck Norris can view BCC recipients in emails.
- Chuck norris runs SO FAST, he can punch his back.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity...Twice.
- When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
source:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris/Facts
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